Ok, now I've read a lot of stories about how high gas prices are these days, but honestly would ANY of you do this? I mean, sure for shits and giggles, or perhaps if you're debating between a couple of names and you can't decide...but seriously? Good lord!
I'll wait a moment while you digest this...
Now, toss out your best shot for our daughter's name. So far the best ones are Euphagenia (strong contender) and Little Maple Crunch...and you might win something! Since we have absolutely no imagination at all, we want you, that's right...we want YOU to name our daughter.*
*Yes, this post is dripping with sarcasm, but sadly that story above is true...
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Man, people are so weird. Sure their kid will be happy to learn the story.
Maple Syrup
Canada Dry
Shoe Lace
Okay........I am totally unoriginal!
How come Asshats like that can get pregnant and I can't? Sheesh.
Maplan
Crunchy
Gynolotra
La'Crystalique
Haplan
Edamame or Wasabi
Nicole II
Some people will do anything to get attention won't they??
I knew a person who named their child so that the first inital of their first, second and last name spelled ALE. How "cute" is that?
For ONE TANK OF GAS? I mean, essentially. Maybe 1.5 tanks.
Love to hear what that does to his kids self esteem. The more I think about it, the more it pisses me off actually.
And they're able to procreate no questions asked...
There is something so, so wrong about that story. How would they have felt if the company naming the child was Target or Wal-Mart? (Don't answer that!)
As to name ideas for your little one... I'm thinking maple references would be nice...
Samara (add an S to the end and google it)
Taffy
Amber
So... what do ya think? It's better than Wal-Mart, right?
'Euphagenia' is quite lovely if I must say so myself.
I've been in the name quandry msyelf. You know I am changing it. I just have released the secret. Shhh....it's going to be Where'd ya put my Massengill' (yeah, I crack myself up).
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