"Better to be pissed off, than pissed on."Too funny!!! I'm always saying that to my sister! LOL!
Mine is 'He who laughs last, thinks slowest'.I like Sam's better ;0)
"Man who eats peas and meat on same plate, very unhygenic" - what is that about?? Oh, maybe because I ate beef for the first time in years the other night!! Yikes!!!!!!!
Mine is: "7/5 of all people do not understand fractions." Ohhhhh, so true. I am definitely one of them. Janet T.
"Make a long story short, don't tell it"Haha!
"Man who eat meat and peas on same plate - very unhygenic."I must be very clean since I am a vegetarian. :)
"It is better to lose a lover than love a loser."YUP!
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
"Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok."- Gunther
Baseball got it all wrong. Man with 4 balls can't walk.That is so lost on me and I read it about 10 times in hopes that I would get it. I think me needs another turn.
"Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails"
"If someone calls you fat, don't get angry just turn your other chin." I don't think I like this one so much.
"To make a long story short, don't tell it"Me? Chatty Cathy not tell a story? I think not! :o)
Smoking crack fortunes? "It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you."
Beauty is only a light switch away.But I prefer, "Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day" or my husband's favorite "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot"
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"Better to be pissed off, than pissed on."
Too funny!!! I'm always saying that to my sister! LOL!
Mine is 'He who laughs last, thinks slowest'.
I like Sam's better ;0)
"Man who eats peas and meat on same plate, very unhygenic" - what is that about?? Oh, maybe because I ate beef for the first time in years the other night!! Yikes!!!!!!!
Mine is: "7/5 of all people do not understand fractions." Ohhhhh, so true. I am definitely one of them.
Janet T.
"Make a long story short, don't tell it"
Haha!
"Man who eat meat and peas on same plate - very unhygenic."
I must be very clean since I am a vegetarian. :)
"It is better to lose a lover than love a loser."
YUP!
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
"Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok."
- Gunther
Baseball got it all wrong. Man with 4 balls can't walk.
That is so lost on me and I read it about 10 times in hopes that I would get it. I think me needs another turn.
"Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails"
"If someone calls you fat, don't get angry just turn your other chin." I don't think I like this one so much.
"To make a long story short, don't tell it"
Me? Chatty Cathy not tell a story? I think not! :o)
Smoking crack fortunes?
"It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you."
Beauty is only a light switch away.
But I prefer, "Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day" or my husband's favorite "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot"
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