Tuesday, January 16, 2007

I'll keep that in mind...

Your Fortune Is

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.


What's yours? (Post them in the comment section.) ;)

15 comments:

Sam said...

"Better to be pissed off, than pissed on."

Too funny!!! I'm always saying that to my sister! LOL!

C's Mom said...

Mine is 'He who laughs last, thinks slowest'.

I like Sam's better ;0)

Kristine said...

"Man who eats peas and meat on same plate, very unhygenic" - what is that about?? Oh, maybe because I ate beef for the first time in years the other night!! Yikes!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Mine is: "7/5 of all people do not understand fractions." Ohhhhh, so true. I am definitely one of them.

Janet T.

D & S said...

"Make a long story short, don't tell it"

Haha!

Anonymous said...

"Man who eat meat and peas on same plate - very unhygenic."
I must be very clean since I am a vegetarian. :)

M and M said...

"It is better to lose a lover than love a loser."

YUP!

spitgirl said...

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Anonymous said...

"Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok."

- Gunther

dawn said...

Baseball got it all wrong. Man with 4 balls can't walk.

That is so lost on me and I read it about 10 times in hopes that I would get it. I think me needs another turn.

Anonymous said...

"Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails"

Anonymous said...

"If someone calls you fat, don't get angry just turn your other chin." I don't think I like this one so much.

Catherine said...

"To make a long story short, don't tell it"

Me? Chatty Cathy not tell a story? I think not! :o)

Anonymous said...

Smoking crack fortunes?

"It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you."

Anonymous said...

Beauty is only a light switch away.


But I prefer, "Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day" or my husband's favorite "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot"